RADIOACTIVE PROSTITUTE IS:
  • Audio Hallucinations
  • Destruction of Property
  • Attempted Narcolepsy
  • Controlled Substances
  • Domesticated Animals
  • Road Trips
  • International Arms Dealers
  • Electronic Music
  • Dissonance
  • Poor Bowel Control
  • Preoccupation with Blunt Objects
  • Closed-eye Visuals
    		• RADIOACTIVE PROSTITUTE IS NOT:
  • Waving the American Flag
  • Manicures
  • Traveling the Speed Limit
  • Formerly Great
  • Pink Floyd Fans
  • Limited Vocabulary
  • Organized Religion
  • Professional Sports
  • Good Housekeeping
  • Interested in the Balanced Budget
  • Mafia Financed
  • Milk-Based Alcoholic Beverages